ladies. be careful when u wear spaghetti straps. it might distract the boys. they’ll start thinking of spaghetti. they will get hungry. they will stop at nothing to get their spaghetti.
*asks ouija board what’s for dinner*
i waaaaaaaaannt it
Street harassment is not a compliment.
if i ever publish a book and it ends up on here with half the text blacked out to make some angsty teenagerish sentence i will come and hunt you down motherfucker